Casino Royale
As a long-time James Bond fan, I was quite curious to see how the new Bond character was going to play out. I went to see the new one on the second day and tried to keep an open mind about it. I don't like to reject something just because it doesn't conform to the routine. This last one was definitely an anomaly in the Bond tradition. As far as I've seen in the trailers, I absolutely didn't like the new Bond (Daniel Craig), I figured it was going to be another Timothy Dalton who will never get the play the role again. Plus I was too much in love with Pierce Brosnan whom I think just as hot and appropriate for the role as Sean Connery had been in his day.
To my surprise I liked it. Granted it could have been shorter. Towards the end there were many false endings and I was afraid we were going to watch another movie. But this was one of the rare instances where you saw Bond as a human being and not a super hero with magical powers! It also played with a lot of Bond traditions too. Some are:
- M's real identity was almost revealed when Bond broke into her apartment. To which M replied "One more syllable, and I'll have you..."
- M was shown at one point in her bed with her husband waking up to a phone call?!!! Never knew she was married...
- Bond lost all his money in the poker game and the woman who represented the treasury (and who was pretending to be his lover for appearances) refused to give him more money to Bond so he can try again. Has any woman ever said "no" to Bond? Another poker player gave him the money...
- When Bond asked for a martini at the casino, the bartender asked "Shaken, not stirred?" To which he replied "I don't care." WHAT??? Are you out of your mind? OK, that was outrageous.
- Bond fell in love with the treasurer of the bank (good choice, I might add). There was one instance in previous movies where Bond fell in love and got MARRIED. But the woman was killed shortly after by the dark side. So my assumption was that they were going to kill her off at the hands of the enemy. Well that did not happen, but what happened was that she stole all the money Bond won and gave it to some other party. During the last chase, she got stuck in an elevator in an old building located in one of the canals in Venice, as the building came down, she drowned. So ultimately she died (no big surprise about that).
- Shortly after he fell in love with this woman, there were a series of tacky love scenes, to which my reaction was, god let this be over soon, I think I am going to puke! In one of these moments, as he and his lover were approaching to Venice in a boat. And he was in his laptop e-mailing his letter of RESIGNATION to M. Ok, nevermind the absurdity of the act, how in the world are you going to get wireless in the middle of the sea??? A lot of movies omit this little detail. I assume they rely on the audience's suspension of disbelief. Well it sticks out.
- The torture scene was particularly hilarious. What better way to hurt Bond than hurting his masculinity. He was strip naked while the villain kept hitting his you-know-where with a rope-ball. His response? Apart from painful screams, he said that everyone will know that he (the villain) scratched his (Bond's) you-know-where... That was a moment of comic relief that you normally don't see in a Bond movies.

